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I like cats very much. They are fluffy, cute and soft. Sometimes, my cat does amusing things like trying to catch her tail, jumping in the air, and playing with the ball. She is black and white and has a lot of hair. We brought her home when she was a baby. My mother and I walked through a garden when we saw her in the box. She was very tiny and sweet. When I tried to pick her up for the first time, she got afraid, but later she came into my hands. And now she is our family, but what if cats could talk? What would they say?
When you bathe them:
"Human, why are you doing this to me? I wouldn't say I like to bathe. Don't you understand? Don't try to overpower me. God will not spare you for doing this with me. Leave me, let me go."
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When they are playing with the ball:
"I won't let you go. First, I will play with you, and then I will kill you. Ah! But it is not dying. Let it be, and I like to play with Meow."
When they are popping, and you are looking at them:
"Human, why are you looking at me while I'm pooping? I need privacy. Just go away!"
When they tear the papers, we are looking at them:
"Hey, don't look at me like that. It was fun doing that. You must have kept them safe. I play with whatever I like in this house. It's my house."
When you are working and not paying attention to them:
"Hey, human, what's up? Why are you soo busy? Play with me. Cuddle me. Give me attention. See how cute I am."
When they try to catch the fish in a fish tank:
"Let's eat this thing now, and no human is around. It's the right time to catch this thing. Yummy."
When you touch their belly:
"I told you not to do that; I don't like it; why don't you get it? Now I will scratch you with my claws and bite you. It's our mistake."
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When they ask for food:
"Human, I am hungry; give me food. Why are you sitting on the couch and seeing those pictures? I am more important. Give food to me. Hurry!"
I feel cats are cute, but they think of themselves to be the God, and that's what makes them laughable. They need their privacy, but also, when you are busy, they don't give you privacy. That time they want you to cuddle them, play with them. If they had talked like humans, humans would never have liked them. Humans and cats would have fought a lot, and also, cats would have defeated humans in the talks. Cats have an ego, and they would hurt the feelings of humans. Maybe it's good that they don't talk.
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